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I have so many friends

When there is vodka in my freezer

I know they love me

I know they love me

They all feel sick when I am out of vodka

I know they love me

I know they love me

When it's time to paint my apartment

My friends are all so busy

Or they are out of town

So I do it alone

My friends return when my paycheck's in the mail

I know they love me

I know they love me

When they get bored on parties without drinks

They end up at my place

To finish the vodka

I have so many friends, have so many friends

I love them and they love me

I love them so much!

I have so many friends, have so many friends

I love them and they love me

They love me so much!